The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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