So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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