i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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