You're completely useless in the revolution.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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