So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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