It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Just high enough for therapy.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Is that strawberry winking at me??
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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