yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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