then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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