So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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