I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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