I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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