i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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