puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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