People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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