he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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