thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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