So drunk, too bad you don't want this
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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