Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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