mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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