For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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