I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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