I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Randomize
