Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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