I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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