I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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