just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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