apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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