8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You had me at "let me see your balls"
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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