I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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