So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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