I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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