Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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