Define "chronic" masturbator.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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