does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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