I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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