I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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