Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Non-Jews are for practice
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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