It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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