i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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