i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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