don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
It all started with a game of naked twister.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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