so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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