honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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