at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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