This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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