Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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