I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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