you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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