ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
last night I used snow as a chaser
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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