question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Randomize
