Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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