If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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