dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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