these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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